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11.        "$150 on a golf outfit and you can't spend $3 on a hair product?"
              Pood commenting on Sluz's wind blown hair on #18 Blue tee box.

10.        Monk was walking off #8 White towards the wrong cart.
              Sluz to Monk "You are walking to the wrong cart"
              Monk:  "I'm lucky I can even walk".

9.        Ace going over nick names on the trophy. Jay "Shooter" Addleman.
              Danno:  "We had to make something up for his nickname but ,
              I don't call up my cousin and say "Hey, Shooter, what's up?""


8.        Post YDM comment. Mike showed a photo of a lost club which was from Danno's
              Top Flite collection. Sluz to the group text "Is that from Kmart circa 1980?"


7.        Pitching in for the check at the Den on Friday night, Chris C was telling everyone
             “that’s too much, that’s too much”, so Sluz goes to reach in and take back a $5,
             and Chris said “not you”.

6.         Overheard by T, Walking back from the Lions Den Saturday night,
             Ace was telling Pood about his round.
             Ace: I played some really good holes, but at times I was a little erratic.
             Pood : A 27 handicap implies erratic.

5.        "There is nothing better for entertainment at you da man than when monk gets drunk! "
             Dave Thursday at the Phyrst after Monk tosses a tray of fries across the pool table

4.        Tom: Are Sluz and Monk open for after hours?
             Dave: yes
             Tom: how do you know?
             Dave: because you paid for the suite

3.        Ace: the category is farm animals
             Sluz: define farm animals
             Dan: they’re animals on a farm you asshole

2.        (Waiter at Champs asking Monk what he wants to drink): So what are you in the mood for?
             Monk: Don't go there...

1.        (Mike was on Blue Course hole #11 in the fairway sand trap. He hit the ball, it hit off the
             lip of the sand trap and flew straight up in the air. When it came down, he swung his
             club like a baseball bat and hit his ball while in the air, sending it flying backwards)
                     Mike: I'm sorry I did that! It was a natural reaction!
                             (A few minutes later on the green)
                                    Mike: I'm really sorry I did that. It was a natural reaction.
                     Danno: "It's ok. We don't give a fuck"