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2019    “You Da Man”    Top Ten   (or so)

12    Busto tries  to hand the trophy to Dave, "Do you want to see this?”  
     Dave responds "No, I’m good thanks. I'’ve seen it every day for the last 2 years.”

11.   Tom on Toftrees #1. “This is my favorite hole in golf. Why, cause it's the start of YDM weekend.”

10.   Sluz made a 7 on a short par 4 and let off a string of obscenities that would make a sailor blush.
     Dave turns to Monk and said “He calms me”

9.    Tom (describing exactly what he’ll wear each of the 3 days).
      Chris Colaianni:  “You have your underwear planned out too?”
      Tom: “Yes ... I leave nothing to chance, Chris.”

8.    Toftrees #14  Sluz after a bad drive was off to left near a tree
      -  Had to lay up and realized  “The best I can do is get to where Monk is!”

7.    Mike, on #14 Blue, hits one short of the green just out of the water on the ledge at the foot of
      the retaining wall.  Facing an impossible shot Mike turns to Chris V. and says "Should I try to hit this?"
      Chris V.  "Don't talk yourself out of it"
      Following Chris's sage advice,
      Mike proceeded to hit a miracle shot up on to the green about 12 feet from the hole.
      And then Mike said “I did it”

6.    Sluz handed his phone to monk on 4th tee Toftrees: “take my picture and make me look good.”
     Monk immediately turns and takes a picture of Dave

5.   On White # 14 … Busto’s tee shot shanks hard right into a front yard
    His second shot (after drop) with Pood and Monk standing off to the right
    Pood:  “We still may be in play”   …  Pood and Monk take a step back

4.   Monk: “How bout this!  Each Group has to pick their poison for the round.  By poison I mean liquor.  
    And they have to finish it by the end of the round. “
    Tom:  “I feel bad for the 3-somes”

3.   Ace leans over to the waitress at Champs, and points at Tom
    Ace:  “Do NOT let him drink more than me.”

2.   #8 Blue. Chris Colaianni roped his tee shot towards the pin.
    Vita looked at him and said “that’s going to be tighter than a virgin Cooter”

1.   Ace talking about Dave winning the last 2 YDM's
    Ace: “He’s letting all the power go to his head.”
    Monk: “Do we have impeachment powers?”
    Ace:  “Yes we do.”
    Ace:  “I say anyone who's been here every Thursday, Friday, and Saturday
                  for 28 years should have impeachment powers.
    Ace and Tom raise their glasses and cheer
    Ace (to Dave):  “We’ll let you know how it goes”
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