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2018    “You Da Man”    Top Ten   (or so)

14.        Busto to Ace on Toftrees #10:  “If that was any closer I would give it to you”
            After missing the putt Ace:  “If it was an inch closer I would have made it”

13.        Vita had a to-go box at Highway Pizza:  “I’m having trouble closing my box”
            Ace:  “Marry it”

12.        Sluz to Monk upon arrival at Toftrees “you still have those same ugly shoes!”
            Monk:  “New shoes won’t help”

11.        Sluz to Dave:  “Let me borrow this (YDM Trophy)
            Dave:  “Sluz is about to strike out”

10.        Monk (at after hours): Look at this, we're making progress. We're asking if things are recyclable or not.
            In the past we just threw our bottles across the room.

 9.        Dave: (to the waitress at champs) *points at monk*
            "That's monk. If you find him sleeping downstairs later, just send him to the Day's Inn."

 8.        Sluz: Not once did I get a "hey Sluz, nice hit!”
            Tom: Did you make any nice hits...?
            Sluz: Yes I did, thank you very much, and fuck you."

 7.        (Tommy3 walking off the green at 18 on Saturday, see's Monk with a beer)
            Tommy3: Starting to drink already? Monk: I should have started way earlier.

 6.        Chris V teeing off on 16 Blue when he saw Chris C drive into 16 fairway after a bad tee shot on 17…
            Chris V: “It’s OK, I can hit.  He’s not family”

 5.        Sluz to T and Dave after constant complaining about moving the ball
            “When I win I am making a rule change that we don’t move the ball”
            Dave:  “If we give you an 11 and we move our ball you will never win”

 4.        Chris V to Monk after Monk lost a ball off the 2nd tee  
           “Remember when you fixed your ball mark on #1… GOOD TIMES”

 3.        T:  “Rolling the ball helps lower handicap golfers most”
            Dave:  “T, we argue about this every year and you’re wrong”
            T:  “There’s stats to support it”
            Dave:  “You show me your stats, I’ll show you my trophy”

 2.        Sluz to Ace:  “I am glad you asked me to play in this group 25 years ago”
            Ace: “We were just trying to fill out a foursome…”

 1.        Dave (after reading the quote above at the Phyrst) “Ace is an ASS”