YOU DA MAN 2017
Dave "Crash" Fohr
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     2017    “You Da Man”    Top Ten   (or so)  


15.    Monk to Sluz when Sluz wanted a picture of all the YDM alumni: "Sluz why don't you go take the picture"

14.    Sammy after his sand shot bounces off the lip and onto the green:
         "Did you see how I used the lip to slow that down?"

13.    Ace parked his car close to the green on 18 (Friday).
          Busto: “You shouldn’t park here, I might hit your car.”   Ace:  “You can’t hit that far anyway”

12.    Michelle, watching a video from last year of her making a funny face (photobomb)
          Michelle:  “They shouldn’t make cameras anymore “

11.    Monk (on Saturday):  “I could have used a thunderstorm around hole 14  “

10.    Hawaii Five-O being played at the Gaff
          After dancing a little,  Chris to Michelle:  "What are the lyrics to this song?"
          Michelle to Chris:  (screaming)  "DA DA DA DA DAAAAA DAAAAAAA DA DA DA DA DAAAAAA"

9.       Friday night after hours, we received a noise complaint in the suite.  
          Saturday night after hours at 3 am Tommy3 knocks loudly on suite door.
          Tommy 3:  “I have a noise complaint!!”   Danno:  “Go Fuck Yourself”

8.        Ace in the trees on a par five at Toffees.  
           Sluz to Ace:  “I am going to put the windshield guard up for protection.”    
           Ace:  “You might need more protection than that.”

7.        Sluz to Ace:  “I got a quote on you today.”   Ace:  “You can't have a quote on a practice round.”
           Danno:  “That's a practice quote”

6.        Ace to danno after he "won" the pitcher:  “Welcome to the have nots.”

5.        Tommy3…Looking at shirt from 1997.       T-Bag:  “I used to love that shirt, but I out grew it.”
               
4.        Michelle  (after doing several shots for 50th birthday)  
           "At some point I might have to go tickle my tonsils and come back for more"
           5 minutes later  "Nikki!! … Nikki !!!    I just realized ...... I DONT HAVE TONSILS ANYMORE !!!"

3.        Playing Liars Poker Thursday night in the Skeller
           Ace:  “Ok, the category is... sea mammals.”
           Everyone:  “Wait what? Sea mammals??”
           Tommy 3:  “Can we make you drink for picking a dumb category?”
       
2.        After Tommy3 bumped monk's fork on the floor:
           Tommy 3:  “Do you want a new fork?”   Monk:  “It’s OK, I've slept on floors worse than this. “

1.         Ace hits his ball way over the green on number nine blue into flower bed by number one tee.
            Sluz finds his ball.    Ace asks :  “That's clearly man made, right?”   Sluz  replies:  "Yeah…Sure"
You Not Da Man "Danno"