| 25th Annual |
| Keith "Pood" Paich |
| YOU DA MAN 2016 |
2016 “You Da Man” Top Ten
13. Tommy 3 (Saturday finishing up #18 white …within ear shot of Ace)
"I wasn’t eligible to win so they put me in the loser group”
12. T and Busto discussing Mike Bower’s handicap.
Tom mentioned how Mike plays in a church league on Wednesday nights.
Busto: “YDM is about as far from playing in a church league as it gets”
11. Sluz: (complaining about something…rambling)
finally said: “I have friends that aren’t friends!”
Ace: “I would just say we’re acquaintances”
10. Chris V hit a bad drive on 18 blue
Sluz yelled “Hit a house!” … the ball hit the pump house and was never found
9. Busto: “It was an adventure every time I drove the ball”
8. Vita to Monk (who was struggling with his putter)
this quote was remembered 2 different ways:
“Sometimes your putter can be like your best girlfriend
…sometimes like your worst girlfriend… That twisted Fucking Bitch!”
or
“Your putter is like a girlfriend –sometimes sweet as sugar
– sometimes a psycho bitch from hell”
7. Sluz: “Screw you guys! I am not talking anymore!”
Pood: “What’s the over under on how long that will be?”
V: “Promises Promises, …”
6. Pood to Sluz (on #1 white)
“I just witnessed that shot. I don’t need to hear about it again tonight”
5. Val: “How long has it been since I came?”
4. Monk, Michelle, Tommy 3, and sluz walking down college Ave 4 am.
(finding out that the diner was closed...on way back to Day's Inn)
Michelle: “I didn’t care where we went. I just wanted to pee!”
3. After getting everyone together for a group picture taken by a waitress at
The Nittany Lion Inn…Sluz returns to the room…we had to get the whole
group back together after everyone had scattered
Dano (to waitress) “Someday you will have a group like this and
there will always be one person who screws it up”
2. Vita “How much is this picture worth?” (details withheld)
1. Tommy 3 to a drunk, stumbling Monk:
“On a scale from one to me last year, how drunk are you?”
13. Tommy 3 (Saturday finishing up #18 white …within ear shot of Ace)
"I wasn’t eligible to win so they put me in the loser group”
12. T and Busto discussing Mike Bower’s handicap.
Tom mentioned how Mike plays in a church league on Wednesday nights.
Busto: “YDM is about as far from playing in a church league as it gets”
11. Sluz: (complaining about something…rambling)
finally said: “I have friends that aren’t friends!”
Ace: “I would just say we’re acquaintances”
10. Chris V hit a bad drive on 18 blue
Sluz yelled “Hit a house!” … the ball hit the pump house and was never found
9. Busto: “It was an adventure every time I drove the ball”
8. Vita to Monk (who was struggling with his putter)
this quote was remembered 2 different ways:
“Sometimes your putter can be like your best girlfriend
…sometimes like your worst girlfriend… That twisted Fucking Bitch!”
or
“Your putter is like a girlfriend –sometimes sweet as sugar
– sometimes a psycho bitch from hell”
7. Sluz: “Screw you guys! I am not talking anymore!”
Pood: “What’s the over under on how long that will be?”
V: “Promises Promises, …”
6. Pood to Sluz (on #1 white)
“I just witnessed that shot. I don’t need to hear about it again tonight”
5. Val: “How long has it been since I came?”
4. Monk, Michelle, Tommy 3, and sluz walking down college Ave 4 am.
(finding out that the diner was closed...on way back to Day's Inn)
Michelle: “I didn’t care where we went. I just wanted to pee!”
3. After getting everyone together for a group picture taken by a waitress at
The Nittany Lion Inn…Sluz returns to the room…we had to get the whole
group back together after everyone had scattered
Dano (to waitress) “Someday you will have a group like this and
there will always be one person who screws it up”
2. Vita “How much is this picture worth?” (details withheld)
1. Tommy 3 to a drunk, stumbling Monk:
“On a scale from one to me last year, how drunk are you?”