Bob "Busto" Giska
YOU DA MAN 2015
2015    “You Da Man”    Top Ten

10.        After Sluz chunks his tee shot on 14 White, short and left into the tall grass …
            ...then hacks his 2nd shot out of the high grass across the fairway and side road
            into the back yards … he has 25 yards to the hole … hits a high chip which hits
              the bottom of the flag stick and dove into the hole…
              Ace to Monk: “PAR”

9.        Sluz :  had his cart parked near the green on 10 white.  
              When he was putting… he noticed Tom’s cart near his after Tom’s 30 yard drive.
                Sluz: “You can’t park here”
              Tom:  “Shut up!”
      
 8.        T   (to Nicole and Brittany): “You can’t leave.  You have to take THAT with you.”  
             (pointing at a very drunk Tom III)

 7.        After Ace chunks another drive, Monk asks: “We aren’t winning any money today, are we?”

 6.        Michelle arrived at the Gaff at 9pm Friday and started arranging the tables and chairs.
            Bouncer: “You can’t move those there.  It will interfere with the Feng Shui of the room.”
             Michelle: “Really?  You just said Feng Shui to me? … In the Gaff?”

 5.        Sluz shows up to 1st tee late… walks up to Ace to shake hands and say hello:         
              Ace:  “Sluz… don’t touch me”

 4.         ACE, Pood, Sluz, Monk…at the end of their Friday round
              “See you tomorrow”… (they all played badly)

 3.        Tommy3 (In sand on 17 White) “  Every time I go in the sand I’ll just take a 12”
              Dave:  “What makes you think you can get down in 11 from there?”

 2.        Dave and Cart Girls at Toftrees #9
              (Monk had thrown his driver in the pond and had to swim after it)
              Cart Girls:  “What is he doing?”
              Dave:  “He’s swimming … Shhhhh ! ”

 1.        Dano:  “ I hate to admit it, but we all have had those days “
             (Referring to Tommy3 on Saturday night when he was passed out on the floor)
You Not Da Man:  ACE
You Da Man:  Bob "Busto" Giska