Bob "Busto" Giska |
YOU DA MAN 2015 |
2015 “You Da Man” Top Ten 10. After Sluz chunks his tee shot on 14 White, short and left into the tall grass … ...then hacks his 2nd shot out of the high grass across the fairway and side road into the back yards … he has 25 yards to the hole … hits a high chip which hits the bottom of the flag stick and dove into the hole… Ace to Monk: “PAR” 9. Sluz : had his cart parked near the green on 10 white. When he was putting… he noticed Tom’s cart near his after Tom’s 30 yard drive. Sluz: “You can’t park here” Tom: “Shut up!” 8. T (to Nicole and Brittany): “You can’t leave. You have to take THAT with you.” (pointing at a very drunk Tom III) 7. After Ace chunks another drive, Monk asks: “We aren’t winning any money today, are we?” 6. Michelle arrived at the Gaff at 9pm Friday and started arranging the tables and chairs. Bouncer: “You can’t move those there. It will interfere with the Feng Shui of the room.” Michelle: “Really? You just said Feng Shui to me? … In the Gaff?” 5. Sluz shows up to 1st tee late… walks up to Ace to shake hands and say hello: Ace: “Sluz… don’t touch me” 4. ACE, Pood, Sluz, Monk…at the end of their Friday round “See you tomorrow”… (they all played badly) 3. Tommy3 (In sand on 17 White) “ Every time I go in the sand I’ll just take a 12” Dave: “What makes you think you can get down in 11 from there?” 2. Dave and Cart Girls at Toftrees #9 (Monk had thrown his driver in the pond and had to swim after it) Cart Girls: “What is he doing?” Dave: “He’s swimming … Shhhhh ! ” 1. Dano: “ I hate to admit it, but we all have had those days “ (Referring to Tommy3 on Saturday night when he was passed out on the floor) |