| YOU DA MAN 2014 |
| Jay "Shooter" Addleman |
2014 “You Da Man” Top Ten
10.
9. T: (to Michelle while adding up the scores)
“SHUT UP…I can’t gonculate!”
“I will kick you out of the golf cart!”
8. Dille (walking off the first green on Saturday
after taking a six when the other leaders took par)
“And then there were three”
7. Sluz: “I Fucking Suck!” (on the first hole…and
repeated two dozen times throughout the round)
6. “This will not happen again” Sluz…
winning You Not Da Man
Immediately followed by Dave saying “Until next year”
5. “Why the hell are white stakes here !?! I can play this!"
---Monk
4. Monk: “I have to be on my best behavior because at
some point I may show up at the front desk just
wearing my underwear” …Sluz had asked Monk
to get an extra room key and parking pass
3. “Never had a chance…like an inner-city kid
without a dad” –anonymous
2. Sluz to Chris “I am going to talk to that woman…
Do you want me to talk to her for you or me?”
Chris “I don’t think that is a good idea”
1. Dille (on #5 after another bad drive)
“The way I’m driving today I’ll hit every
Fucking pothole on the way home tonight”
Jay “Better than hitting trees like you are now!”
10.
9. T: (to Michelle while adding up the scores)
“SHUT UP…I can’t gonculate!”
“I will kick you out of the golf cart!”
8. Dille (walking off the first green on Saturday
after taking a six when the other leaders took par)
“And then there were three”
7. Sluz: “I Fucking Suck!” (on the first hole…and
repeated two dozen times throughout the round)
6. “This will not happen again” Sluz…
winning You Not Da Man
Immediately followed by Dave saying “Until next year”
5. “Why the hell are white stakes here !?! I can play this!"
---Monk
4. Monk: “I have to be on my best behavior because at
some point I may show up at the front desk just
wearing my underwear” …Sluz had asked Monk
to get an extra room key and parking pass
3. “Never had a chance…like an inner-city kid
without a dad” –anonymous
2. Sluz to Chris “I am going to talk to that woman…
Do you want me to talk to her for you or me?”
Chris “I don’t think that is a good idea”
1. Dille (on #5 after another bad drive)
“The way I’m driving today I’ll hit every
Fucking pothole on the way home tonight”
Jay “Better than hitting trees like you are now!”