YOU DA MAN 2012
Rich "Vita" Vallecorsa
Top Ten (or so) things overheard at You DA Man 2012 11. Tom (after buying everyone's gift cards so he could buy new golf shoes...finding out they don't have any in his size) "I had to just go and buy a bunch of shit I don't need" 10. Dano (at Highway Pizza to waitress) "Miller Lite please" Waitress brings the beer: "Here's your Coors Lite" Dano: "I asked for a Miller Lite" Waitress: "Oh yes, that is a Miller Lite" Dano: "Bull Shit!" 9. Ace at Phyrst Friday night after he and Monk were sitting together for a while..."I get it! You've been sent to take me out! Git Away! " 8. Dave was struggling with some bad shots on his way to a 10 on Number 6 Blue when Ace said "How about I hit one" 7. As Busto is leaving after hours Ace (his roommate) says: "Hey, go put that little silky thing on that I bought you today" 6. Ace to T: "We all know Steve" 5. White #16 Sluz (to Ace): "Where did you go?" Ace: "Just off the green" Sluz: "Why did we stop here?... Ace: "I guess I meant ... Just off the tee" 4. Sluz to Monk Saturday morning: "I didn't know this stairway existed" Monk: "I know where all these stairways are" Monk: "If you lose track of me...look in this stairwell" Dave: "And make sure to bring an extra pair of pants for him" 3. Vita: "Every time I hear the song Buttercup I crank it" Chris (Buttercup): "Wait a second, that's a little uncomfortable I hope you meant turn it up" 2. Walking back after the Gaff Saturday night Sluz sees 2 young co-eds Sluz "Hey, how you doin'?" Co-ed looks at Ace and says "Good Dad, How're you?" Co-ed looks at Sluz and says "Good Grandpa, How're you?" 1. SOUR GRAPES
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