YOU DA MAN 2011
Dan "Danno" Shriver
You Not Da Man ?
2011 TOP TEN...or so... _________________________ 15. Liz (about Ace and his new guy friend Ian) "I don't know who he was, but they were holding hands by the end" Someone "Does Ace's new friend realize he's not safe?" 14. Michelle: "I bought that bird" Sluz: "Why?" Michelle: "Because Monk ate the first bird" 13. Sluz to Ace on one of his iron shots from the rough on Friday "How could such a violent swing only send the ball that far?" 12. Monk Thursday at the Skellar "All i know is don't call 9's cause you fuckers won't have 9's" 5 minutes later, Monk called 9's and lost 11. "Where's Tom? " "He's hallway putting." 10. Sluz to Dan: "There's a leader, having another beer. " Dan to Sluz: "That's cause I don't want to win. " But I do have a stronger compultion to not let YOU win! 9. Talking about sissy baseball players Dan: "They can, they can...." Dave: "They can what?" Dan: "Well, I was going to say they can go blow themselves, but that didn't seem right because If I could, I'd do it right now." 8. At C C's Saturday lunch: Dan: "What the heck is on your fries Ace?" Ace: (pauses) "Don't worry about it, you'll see it later." 7. Ace: "what did Pood shoot today?" Dave: "93 - you beat him straight up" Ace(smirking): "We need to put him on a suicide watch tonight" 6. Michelle: "A month ago, Tom didn't even know if he'd be able to play. He went to the ER @ midnight on a Sunday. ...he couldn't even unzip his pants." Dave: "Yes he could.... that's just what he told you..." 5. Sluz "The guy in the green top ain't right" Liz "He's having fun" 4. Mulch to Monk (after Monk clocks the oak on 18) "What's the name of that tree in Harry Potter that swatted the bird?" Monk to Mulch "Fucking tree" 3. Mulch's score: 108, 109 No matter how you look at it, it sucks. 2. Michelle: "I think that's the alley Monk pissed in... ...or was it that one?" Tom: "I don't think there is any place that he hasn't pissed." 1. Tom had a very bad hole...and did some swearing Monk: "I never heard those words in that order before"
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