YOU DA MAN 2009
Champion: Mike "V-Bag" Vlassic
You Not Da Man: Paul "Monk" Malloy
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2009 You Da Man : TOP TEN ... or so
14 Ace: "You can't vote twice!" Melissa: "I have boobs...I can do anything I want." 13 Sluz: "Nobody gets chips until I see tits!" --- Weather and Dave lift their shirts 12 Val: "I hate this phone. It gets stuff all over it." Weatherman: "Wash your face." 11 Yonnie: "Of all the triples I've taken, that one was the best one." 10 Sluz: "I got no quotes because they are all about me." 9 Yonnie: "Monk, you threw that club further than you hit your ball." 8 11pm Friday night...Michelle and Val head over to the Gaff Mark to Michelle: "You can come in...but we can't let her in" Michelle to Val: "The Gaff is closing. Let's go back to the Skeller" Back at Skeller - Everyone: "What do you mean the Gaff is closed!?!" Michelle: "No. The Gaff is closed to Val." 7 Sluz: "A five hour plane crash" 6 At The Phyrst - Tom...ordering beer from waitress..sitting at tables.. ...eye level with her exposed cleavage Michelle to Val: "He's having trouble making eye contact with the waitress." 5 Monk: "Fuck that ball...Ah, I need to fuck something" 4 After Monks 17th: "The beautiful sight of two clubs bouncing in the air...sun light shimmering on the clubs" 3 Pood was offered a beer at after hours: "I can't... I just brushed my teeth" 2 On way to Diner 4am for stickies...Monk sets 2 beer bottles on wall outside the Skeller...then rushes back to wipe off his fingerprints. Sluz (sarcastically): "Monk ... Are your fingerprints on file?" Monk: "Yeah!" 1 Sluz,Mulch,Monk & Michelle ordered a stickies at the Diner. When the waiter brought out everyone's Stickies Sluz said he didn't order one. Sluz to Michelle: "I don't remember" Michelle: "That doesn't mean it didn't happen"
