| YOU DA MAN 2008 |
| Champion: Sarantos "Sam" Vretaccos |
2008 “You Da Man” Top Ten…or so
13 Mad Mex Thursday (25 minutes after the guys ordered their beer):
T (to waiter): "Is the food going to take this long too? What the Fuck!"
12 Michelle to Ace: "Where are the babes gift cards for the golf shop?"
T: "He put them in with the YDM prizes and handed them out."
Michelle: "ASSHOLE!"
11 Sluz to Danno: "Did that go in the sand?"
Danno: "I didn't hit it good enough to go in the sand."
10 Monk: "Driver, 5 Iron, Punch … Every Fuckin Hole!"
9 Thursday Mad Mex: A girl talking to Ace, Busto, Monk, Weather, Dave, T, and Vita
about nothing, she was just rambling
Monk: "She lost me at Hello.?"
8 Ace: "Sammy…your zipper is down. I know you are the man, but there are some rules."
7 Liars poker being played:
Chris: "Category is Lawn Tools"
T: "Lehigh"
Everyone: "What?"
T: "It's Law Schools…right?"
6 Ace: "Who is Cup 'O Butter?"
This is what Chris wrote on the long drive sign on #18 Blue
5 Monk to waitress (Mad Mex Thursday): "We like you; there's a good chance you won't
get cussed at."
4 Ace (Holding his Day's Inn room key up in the air…grinning):
"I am not giving anyone my room key."
shortly after…Vitamin got the Weather Quake
3 Sluz: "Ace, that was about 7 inches too long."
Ace: "You know how often I hear that?"
Sluz: "Never!"
2 Liars poker being played:
Ace: "Category is Sports"
Monk: "Arrows"
Dave: "You could have said Archery"
1 Ace calls Monk from CC Peppers for advice:
Ace: "Vitamin cut his ear shaving and can't stop the bleeding. Do you have any suggestions?"
Michelle: "Wear a red shirt"
13 Mad Mex Thursday (25 minutes after the guys ordered their beer):
T (to waiter): "Is the food going to take this long too? What the Fuck!"
12 Michelle to Ace: "Where are the babes gift cards for the golf shop?"
T: "He put them in with the YDM prizes and handed them out."
Michelle: "ASSHOLE!"
11 Sluz to Danno: "Did that go in the sand?"
Danno: "I didn't hit it good enough to go in the sand."
10 Monk: "Driver, 5 Iron, Punch … Every Fuckin Hole!"
9 Thursday Mad Mex: A girl talking to Ace, Busto, Monk, Weather, Dave, T, and Vita
about nothing, she was just rambling
Monk: "She lost me at Hello.?"
8 Ace: "Sammy…your zipper is down. I know you are the man, but there are some rules."
7 Liars poker being played:
Chris: "Category is Lawn Tools"
T: "Lehigh"
Everyone: "What?"
T: "It's Law Schools…right?"
6 Ace: "Who is Cup 'O Butter?"
This is what Chris wrote on the long drive sign on #18 Blue
5 Monk to waitress (Mad Mex Thursday): "We like you; there's a good chance you won't
get cussed at."
4 Ace (Holding his Day's Inn room key up in the air…grinning):
"I am not giving anyone my room key."
shortly after…Vitamin got the Weather Quake
3 Sluz: "Ace, that was about 7 inches too long."
Ace: "You know how often I hear that?"
Sluz: "Never!"
2 Liars poker being played:
Ace: "Category is Sports"
Monk: "Arrows"
Dave: "You could have said Archery"
1 Ace calls Monk from CC Peppers for advice:
Ace: "Vitamin cut his ear shaving and can't stop the bleeding. Do you have any suggestions?"
Michelle: "Wear a red shirt"