ydm-2006

YOU DA MAN 2006

Champion: Dan "Danno" Shriver

2006  "You Da Man"  Top Ten...or so	
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14.   PJ to Daryl:  "If I were Gay, you'd be the man!" 
         (3:20 AM Sunday...with a lot of enthusiasm)
	
13.   Val to Melissa:  "You have really great posture."
         Melissa's response:  "I have a rod in my spine."
	
12.   Sluz to Jimbo:  "The only quotes I have are about Mulch".
         Jimbo:  "That's a quote".
	
11.   Ace: "The hell with the club doing the work. 
        I'm doing the fucking work from now on".
	
10.   Tom (to waitress as we are being seated at Highway Pizza):
          "We want to order in small groups rather than one group of 20 
          because you always screw up when we do that.  I've been dealing
         with incompetence all day!"
	
  9.   Sluz to Julie & Mulch: 
        "First one in the shower has to clean up the chunks."
	
  8.   Julie to Daryl:  (After numerous guys get the '+++' mark at the gaff) 
         "I see you got the mark of the DumbAss too!"
	
  7.   Daryl to Dave:  "The clubs weren't the problem, 
                               I didn't have a water wedge".
	
  6.   Sluz to Mulch:  "Mulch.  sooner or later you will win 'Da Man', 
         but there will only be 4 players left."
	
  5.   Daryl to Sluz:  "I apologize,  I'm about to do the drop down 
                               on your wife".
         Sluz:  "That's OK".
	
  4.   Heidi  to Monk:  "So tell me something about yourself that's
                                      not related to alcohol".
         Monk's response:  "............................................
	
  3.   Weather asks Mulch:  "Where are you going?"
        (as he was leaving after hours at 3:30 AM)    
         Mulch responds: "Shandygaff"
	
  2.   Mulch:  "I am sick of making bad shots."
        Sluz:  "Everyone makes bad shots...It just happens to you more often."
	
  1.   Thursday night:  Monk Weather & Ace discussing the fact that 
         Ace & Weather didn't make a trip to Nashville in May.
         Weather:  "You had that NCAA basketball thing in may"
         Monk:  "That was fuckin March Asshole"