ydm-2004

YOU DA MAN 2004

Champion: Chris "Buttercup" Vrettacos

	"Top Ten or so" 2004 "You Da Man" _____________________________ 15. Un-credited speaker "We should take Sluz to visit sick children at the hospital. They'll be so happy when he leaves". 14. Monk "Be careful when you piss in a pine tree. You might get pricked in your prick by a prick". 13. Lisa (Friday evening as Carl returned from golf - her suitcase still in his car) "I need my suitcase!...I'm in my travel clothes!" 12. T: "Monk...it's a fucking golf ball! Let's go!" (it was a club) 11. Yannie: (to Dave) "I'm insulted that they turned down my girlfriend twice for Dille". Dave: "Don't worry...Dille has bigger tits". 10. Pood (to Friday party girls on Saturday) "What a difference a day makes". 9. V-Bag (12:30pm Friday) "I'm loading up on the Imodium tonight". 8. Chris "Buttercup" Vrettacos "Anyone who calls me Buttercup better be putting out!" 7. Monk (Saturday morning) "New Rule! No Styrofoam, No chips, NO STYROFOAM!" Eric Smocheck "Monk...Too many Fuckin' rules!" 6. Dave (to Chris at The Gaff) " You got $10?" Chris "$10?" Dave "Yeah $10! You may be The Man, but you still have to pay for your own damn beer". 5. Un-credited speaker: "Ace! We saw that!" (After Ace missed the ball in the sand on 13 white) 4. Pood (to Ace) "You finally found someone you can give golf lessons to" ...As Ace shows Daryl his grip & stance 3. Busto hit a 15 ft drive on hole #9 Blue into the short lawnmower path Busto: "Is this considered fairway?" 2. Mark Dille "I'm not throwing the club (in anger) ...I'm re-calibrating it!" 1. Monk (To Weather) "You lost 90 pounds?!? That's like losing a large dog!" Weather "Sometimes I have my dog lay on my stomach so I can remember what it felt like".