YOU DA MAN 2003
Champion: Paul "Monk" Malloy
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"Top Ten or so" 2003 "You Da Man" ________________________________ 13. Val: "Can you say Fuck any more times in that sentence?" (To Monk after a profanity laden remark.) Monk: "Fuck the fucking fuckers." 12. Dave informs T that they were not going to allow carts on the course due to the rain. Michelle: "It will almost be like a real sport if you have to walk and carry your clubs." 11. V: "Monk, that beer is good for you." Monk: "I know. It keeps me young.. like formaldehyde" 10. Chris V. "It's nice to be able to walk around campus at 2 a.m. with no problems." Mike Smocheck (after a long pause looking like he was recalling a memory) : "Yea, it's not like you have to worry about getting anally raped." 9. Clayton (to Dave after collecting $35 for yet another skin) : "It's like taking candy from babies." 8. While the bachelorette drinks from the YDM Cup, Monk holds her iced tea. Dave: "What did you do, trade her cups?" Monk: "Yea, but if she tries to leave with it, I'm killing her." 7. Dano to Dave: "Drink for thinking." 6. A Gaff waitress walks into the girls room, reeking of fresh ink, as the last of the markers is put away after marking up the walls. Waitress: "I'm supposed to throw out whoever writes on the walls." Da Babes: "We were only putting on tattoos." 5. After hours, Sluz spilling beer on the bed in the Windsor Suite Eric Smocheck: "Sluz ! You're getting beer all over the bed ! I have to sleep there !" Michelle: "Be glad it's beer and not pee" 4. Dave (on White course after getting an '8') : I was on the right, but not in trouble on the righ....until I swung the club." 3. Dano (to Mark on #3 tee): "If you offered me $1,000 or par, I'd take par." 2. Melissa (Yannie's Girlfriend) : "It's not that I want to eat her out so much, it's that I want her to eat me out." 1. The high score from Friday's round, between Pood, V, and Jimbo, was being used to determine who had to room with Sluz. Sluz (to Pood after he blew up on #4) : "Do you want the bed by the window or the bathroom?"
