ydm-2002

YOU DA MAN 2002

Champion: Dave "Crash" Fohr

"Top Ten or so"  2002  "You Da Man"			
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16.   Sluz:  "I didn't know who I was rooming with when I got here. 			
         I just told them - whoever lost Friday's round would have to sleep with me."			
         Michelle:  "I'm glad I didn't golf Friday"			
15.   T (at the Skellar poolroom Thursday night):  "Dano and I can take anybody
         in this room."  (He repeated it more than 15 times)			
14.   Mike Smochek: "You know you can get that stuff in South Korea"  he said to the 
        hot girl in the white dress when she asked him about the Saki.  
        (He could have told her about the bottle of Saki in his room)		
		
13.   Overheard at the Gaff Friday night:			
        Pood:  Ace...who are you golfing with Saturday?  			
        Ace:  The losers			
        Val:  That could be anyone.			
		
12.   Yonnie (on 15th tee):  "Monk.  How are you doing?"			
        Monk   (on 17th tee):  "It's too early to tell.  
                              There's still a lot of golf left."			
				
11.   T takes 2 strokes to get out of the sand on 18 as the gallery watches 
         from behind the green.  Then he carefully rakes his tracks.  			
         Michelle:  "That's the most yard work I've seen him do in years"			
				
10.   After over indulging Thursday night,  Ace was asked how he slept:			
        Ace: "It wasn't so much sleep as it was monitoring my bodily functions."			
				
  9.   Conversation overheard after a Weather Quake			
        Someone: "Hey Monk, how many times you grabbed a guys ass?"			
        Monk: "You mean tonight?"			
        Monk:  "I felt Eric's ass...that was enough for me."			
				
  8.   Mike a.k.a. 2002 You Not Da Man at Saturday night after-hours			
         ... still drinking out of the pitcher...notices Michelle not drinking out of
         the half yard anymore.	
        Mike:   "Why aren't you still drinking from your half-yard??? 
                     I'm still drinking out of the pitcher!  			
        Michelle's response: "Because I don't have to.  I was not doomed to wear 
                     it and drink from it due to some sort of failure of mine."			
				
  7.   Ace had gone 2 days without a par.  
        Someone:  "He might go all summer without a par"			
				
  6.   Weather's drive lands 30 yards off the first tee.  			
        Eric Smochek: "The pitcher's coming back to Dormont!"			
				
  5.   Ace on #1 Blue:  "It's airborne"   
        Someone's response: "I don't give a fuck"			
				
  4.   Monk (after 9 holes on the blue course):  "Sluz...I Suck" 			
         Sluz:  "What's your handicap?  			
         Monk: "23"  			
         Sluz:  "23 divided by 2=11 ...50-11=39... Yeah.  You do suck"			
				
  3.   Monk:  "I don't hit it far enough to get in trouble"		
				
  2.   Slusarz trying to convince Dan & Val not to leave after-hours:			
        Slusarz:  "Don't leave!  We only do this once a year!  ONCE A YEAR!  Come on!"			
        Michelle:(to Sluz) "We actually do this twice a year.  
                                        We just don't tell you about the other time."			
				
  1.   Overheard during a Weather Quake on V			
        Monk:  Where's V?			
        Weather:  I don't know!			
        Monk:  I think he's on top of us			
        Weather:  How the hell did he get on top of us?			
        Monk:  I don't know?