ydm-2000

YOU DA MAN 2000

Champion: Eric "Weatherman " Weatherly

Top Ten or so Things overheard at the 2000 "You Da Man"
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16.  Julie:  "Hey Liz!...Hey Liz!...Hey Liz!..."
        Dano:  "Beth!"
        Beth:  "Yeah?"
        Julie:  "If you're gonna change your name,  ANSWER to it!"

15.  Saturday morning: Julie:  "Our room is now a 2 bathroom-1 bed hotel room."
       The piddler strikes again.

14.  "Monk your stuck...". Julie's Response "Like we haven't heard that before"

13.  Strange girl in bathroom cornered Michelle, Lisa & Leanne for half hour: 
       "Are you married?... How do you find a nice guy?...
       How do you find a guy that doesn't lie?...What can I do?..."

12.  Dano on #12 white after hitting a tee shot halfway to the green
       "It's a good thing I fish better than I golf,
       or else I wouldn't have any god damn fun today at all!"

11.  T after hours Saturday night when someone played a Buffett tune.
      " This brings back amnesia".

10.  "Coming out of the Buffett concert with only 1 injury...
     ...that's pretty damn good"...Monk.

9.  "Ace already taking the lonely walk on three"
      ... Monk watching Ace on Saturday.

8.   Todd:   "I thought you were putting for a 6?"
        Monk:  "I was putting for a 6 and a 7 and a 5 and an 8"

7.   "Weather will be sitting in that chair all night ...
     ... stick a fucking funnel into his mouth and keep feeding him beer"

6.   "Pood unloaded in the portal on 16 and it melted."  Monk

5.   "Hey Ace, what are you going to get with your $5 gift certificate?"
         "Nothing...It's a Fucking rip off!" ... Ace

4.   Ace at the Cafe 210 for Friday's pre-tournament lunch  
       "The problem about eating here is that all the cooks are hung over too."

3.   Eric : "Did they spray your nuts?"
        ...asking Chris V. and Monk about their DUI experience.

2.   "Way To Go Sluz:...Everyone, 
         (while greeting Sluz as he arrived at the Cafe 210 Friday)

1.   Overheard:  "Julie, What are you drinking?"
        Julie's response:  "Water, were'nt you here last year?"