ydm-1997

YOU DA MAN 1997

Champion: Rick "Mary" Newell

Top Ten Things overheard at the 1997 "You Da Man"
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10.  Win if you can, loose if you must,
        but always cheat

9.  Starter:  "Who's in charge here?"

8.  Monk - for gold ball:  "Seven on this hole.  
       Seven on the next hole
       What the Fuck's the difference"

7.  If your not cheating, 
       you're not trying hard enough

6.  It's not going to make my highlight reel.

5.  1999 is my year. (Chris)

4.  You can't ZOOM the bouncer!!!

3.  Our job is done here  (Monk)

2.  If you can't keep it down you will have to 
       leave the building!

1.  SSSSSSHHHH!!!!
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Others:
11.  I'm getting used to my putter  (Monk ???)

12.  I'm not with them by the door  ( Tom  ??)

13.  Did you see what went flying out there  
       (Mike losing club head at the driving range)

14.  He's a marine, I have to respect that
       Semper Fuckin Fi

15.  It's a no stickey night 
       (Regarding Paul's mishap)

16.  I still have my receipt for the shoes...
       ...They don't work (Larry Day)

17.  Ouch!  My neck hurts  (Mark Dille)