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Top Ten You DA Man 2013
10. T: Why do I get the feeling that this whole "Drink from the
cup with no hands" is a new thing?
Dave: No. It was one of our secrets as winners
T: Yeah, I'm learning lots of secrets tonight!
9. Guy at the Gaff (a recent grad) saw T with the trophy "I knew
when some guy comes walking in with a trophy and starts
rearranging tables and chairs...Something big just happened!"
8. After losing the cup 3 times T takes it to the bathroom to protect it
Dan: "If it comes back full I'm not drinking it!
7. Gaff - early in the night
T: There are the pads for quotes. I wrote one down already
Dave: That's good because later you won't be able to write!
6. Danno: There was a lot of foam in that shot out of the cup.
Ace: It's his first time
5. Monk (commenting on having to have a colonoscopy because
he's now 50 years old) "I'm just going to kill myself if this
is what it's going to be like from now on...then I quit!"
4. Tom took the trophy to the restroom with him to protect if from
everyone that kept stealing it from him. He tucked it under his
arm to pee. V-bag took it from under his arm and ran out of the
restroom. Tom came out chasing him with his pants undone.
3. Sluz to Tom Thurs (because he has to leave before Saturday round)
"Sorry I'm not going to see you win this year!"
Ace: "I am not going to see that either"
2. Many of the guys left our table & chair arrangement to use the
restroom or purchase beer leaving mostly empty seats. A couple
guys sat at our tables. A third guy walked over and set his beer
on our table. Busto, with a very angry look on his face...staring
at the three men... took hold of the table ... pulled it 2 or 3 feet
away from them leaving them sitting on bar stools out in the
middle of the room ... pointing at the chairs...and saying
something we unfortunately could not hear.
1. Stan the DJ: "Whoever has lost the You Da Man trophy...
Please come to the Lost and Found"
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